Humor

When fear is holding things together, it gets to decide when they fall apart. And it always will — because fear is never satisfied.

God has a funny sense of timing. I'm telling you this as a friend, so you're not caught off guard the way I always am. Puppy class was not an exception.

Life really isn’t like a merry-go-round at all. It is more like a roller coaster. But dammit, grandma, not all of us like it.

Learning to make the best of something isn’t what anyone really dreams of. What we dream of is the ideal. A perfect floorplan. A well-built home. Everything in good working order.

Do I just show up at work the next morning in a wig? I played it out in my mind and didn’t like it.